Name my Team

This is the time of year that companies have tons of lost man hours on fantasy football. If you haven't played, you need to. Its awesome. A couple years ago I won a league and in turn got a cool $500. But every year I have issues with one thing. My team name. It has to be clever and mildly dirty. So I need some help from those 3 people that look at this blog. I have two players on my team that will help you with the dirty part, reggie BUSH and rudi JOHNSON. So take those names and run with it or make up something off the top of your head. I'll give you some examples of past team names. Mine last year was "The Lesbian Cure." Others that I've seen are "Goldbond Medicated" "Aristocrat Bound" "Third and Go F yourself" So there are your examples, get to work 3 people.